Criss Angel is the devil. David Blaine, yes, he is the devil too. I am not sure who freaks me out more. Thats really all I have to say cause I refuse to talk about the devil on my blog. I just thought I’d share.

Remember, the devil is a fallen Angel… coincidence? I think not.

Sitting here watching the MTV Movie Awards (again… you cant avoid it… is on like 22 times a day) and while I am not a big fan of Sarah Silverman, her comments about Paris Hilton were pretty funny.

Ok, about Paris Hilton… how did they let her out of jail?!? They said it was for her health … ha, it was for the sheriff’s wealth. I am glad they locked her back up. Maybe the public reaction when they released her and when they announced she was goind back will show her how people feel about her, but I doubt it. If she isn’t bright enough to already know, there is no hope.

My finacee and I were at a group dinner the other day, you know, like when you go out with a bunch of friends/co-workers, etc. When the bill came, everyone pulled out 20 dollar bills. My finacee said they were like white collar food stamps. I thought it was pretty funny and wanted to share. If you didn’t find it amusing, well, who cares? You probably stopped reading 8 lines ago. “I can’t believe this guy hasn’t written a blog in like 2 months and he is rambling about Paris Hilton and food stamps.”

I apologize… I will try to have something better for you next time. Please don’t stop reading.

PS - Rihana is wearing a three-finger ring for the MTV movie awards… who does she think she is, Run DMC? And is Umbrella the dumbest song ever or what? What is it even about? But it is damn catchy… “under my umbrella, ella, ella, ay, ay, ay.”

PS again - The Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen kiss… GROSS!