Thanks to the power of technology, she can live in stupidity forever.

If you don’t find this funny, you need not visit my site anymore.

Heard this on the radio this morning, and had to come home to research this. I thought they were joking. They were not. Evidently some fathers got together to create a bulletproof bookbag. They said they were inspired by the 1999 Columbine shootings.

As crazy as it sounds, if it saves a child’s life, it will have proven its utility. Hopefully we will never have to see that day. On the flip side, in the event of a tragedy, whats the likelihood the bookbag will be effective. I mean, it can only protect areas of the body it is covering. That means the majority of the time, it will only protect children if someone is shooting at their back. Heaven forbid the child is facing the shooter. The website states that it can also be used as a shield. Unfortunately, if a child is in such a terrifying situation as a school shooting, I question the number of kids that will reach for their bookbag. My guess is they will run in fear. Even the best protection is only effective is the person uses it, and assuming the majority of the time a child will not have the bookbag with them, I am skeptical.

I say teach your children how they should react in dangerous situations, and most importantly, how to avoid them. Save your $175 and do something nice with you family. Or you can send it to me… after all, I do have a wedding coming up.

YouTube, you came, took over the online video market, and then turned on me. Now when I look for a video a friend mentions, or something I see on the “news,” all I see is “This video is no longer available.” It seems you have fallen to the censors and remove “inappropriate” content. I can understand you don’t want to be a haven for smut, however, what is wrong with showing Beyonce fall on her face. That is not offensive (except maybe to her). There is no foul language nor is there nudity, just hilarity. After all, its not like she could have hurt herself, her hair was there to break her fall. Its like a built-in air bag. Jay-Z must have gotten to you.

YouTube, you have absorbed Google video, and rendered Yahoo video obsolete. I have almost no choice but to search you. You allow Diddy to find a new personal assistant, yet you deny me my daily laughs. I thought you were for the people and above being bought. I now see you are just a puppet for the rich. I feel betrayed. You have failed me.

Yes, I have been absent from blogging for like two months and this is the best I can come up with. Funny thing is, I was in the gym, and her cleavage was all over CNN… well, not literally of course. It’s sad that this is what makes news these days. Not that I am saying that she will win (I have not decided on who I plan to back yet), but if she does, I am sure it will not be on the merits of her chest.

I guess its all about entertaining people instead of informing people on the news stations these days. If you think about, its true… one of Larry King’s most popular interviews in recent history was with Paris Hilton. We get blow by blows of Lindsay Lohan’s life, and everyone’s opinion of Michael Vick. What about what really matters?I have no clue what Hillary was talking about when she was reportedly revealing all because everyone is just reporting on how low cut her blouse was. In all honesty, it wasn’t that low. Sure, she wasn’t wearing a shirt buttoned to the top and a neck tie like the men, but that’s because she is not a man! Its not like she looked like she was about to hit the club. Trust me, images of her are not about to replace the millions of gigs of porn out there on the world wide web… nor will it replace that smut magazine under your 13 year old neighbor’s mattress.

I guess until they decide to report on something news worthy, I will just continue to watch high speed chases involving old men trying to save their cats and Filipino inmates perform choreographed dance routines set to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” Someone save us.